Spencer Grammer spelar: Casey Cartwright (fraisers dotter) halvtråkig för hon är den som allt cirkulerar kring
Scott Michael Foster spelar: Cappie oh, den söta busungen som alla vill ha
Paul James spelar: Calvin Owens the standard black dude, Rustys kompis (the standard gay guy aswell)
Jake McDorman spelar: Evan Chambers Preppige "behöver egentligen int gå i skolan för han är så rik men gör det för att föräldrarna tvingar honom"
Jacob Zachar spelar: Rusty Cartwright Nörden som vill bli cool
Dilshad Vadsaria spelar: Rebecca Logan Senatorns dotter så därför smörar alla. so many issues för henne
Clark Duke spelar: Dale Kettlewell haha den kristne goody2shoe
Amber Stevens spelar: Ashleigh Howard Caseys bästa vän
Tiffany DuPont spelar: Frannie Morgan sluga lite äldre tjejen
Cappie: (after walking into the Omega Chi house) Good Lord! It's like we died and went to Gossip Girl.
Ashleigh: How do you spell brunette?
Casey: B-r-o-w-n.
Emma: So how are you liking American Lit?
Rusty: Honestly, I'm finding Moby Dick pretty long and kind of stiff.
Cappie: We are going to need enough liquor to incapacitate David Hasselhoff.
Rusty: This has been hands down the best night of my life. Even better than the time they announced Pluto wasn’t a planet. I hated Pluto, it was obviously such a dwarf planet!
(After Calvin picks up one of Dale's anti-Greek flyers)
Dale: You know, an ex-Greek would be a huge coup for the movement. Tell me in detail why you left, I want to write this down.
Calvin: In detail?
Dale: Yep.
Calvin: Well, they found out I was gay...
Dale (after a minute to mull this over): Gay. Homosexual. You know, I can work with that!
Calvin: You can?
Dale: Yeah. An intensive vitamin and prayer regimen can cure that. You're a double threat. If I can get an ex-gay ex-Greek to join up, I'm a shoo-in to win the Chastity Cup! Let's see those little PP suckers try and top that, huh?