SKARPE XANDER: I promise you, Anya. Very soon you won't be thinking about getting older.
GILES: Toth.
RILEY: What?
BUFFY: He called you a toth. It's a British expression. It means, like, moron.
GILES: He had a very specific olfactory presence.
XANDER: Well, I guess we're off to the ol' factory. I hate that place.
BUFFY: They're ... kinda the same now.
GILES: Yes, he's clearly a bad influence on himself.
...I mean a puppy. Or a child...ANYA: So... what happens next?
SuaveXANDER: Well, at some point we take off our clothes.
ANYA: I mean what happens next in our lives? When do we get a car?
SuaveXANDER: (confused) A car?
ANYA: And a boat. No, wait, I - I don't mean a boat. I mean a puppy. Or a child. I have a list somewhere.
SuaveXANDER: What are you talking about?
ANYA: Just ... we have to get going. I don't have time just to let these things happen.
SuaveXANDER: There's no hurry.
ANYA: Yes there is. There's a hurry, Xander. I'm dying.
Airbag failure!BUFFY: Anya. I see you've joined the non-sling-wearing crowd.
ANYA: (smiling) Yes, I'm feeling better. And I anticipate many years before my death. Excepting disease or airbag failure.
ANYA: So ... you Xanders really do have all the same memories, all the same ... (looking downward) physical attributes? (Laughs suggestively)
SuaveXANDER: We're completely identical.
ScruffyXANDER: Yeah, we checked out some stuff in the car on the way over. (Anya frowns in puzzlement) Fingerprints!
ANYA: (turning to the others) Well, maybe we shouldn't do this reintegration thing right away. See, I can take the boys home, and ... we can all have sex together, and ... you know, just slap 'em back together in the morning.
ANYA: It's not like it'd be cheating. They're both Xander.
...one of those little horses...!ANYA: Ooh! (tosses magazine aside) Presents?
XANDER: Not unless you want my collection of Babylon 5 commemorative plates. Which you cannot have. I just thought you could help carry a little.
ANYA: Me? (pouts) Buffy has super strength. Why don't we just load her up like one of those little horses?
XANDER: Anya. Please.
ANYA: (getting off stool) Fine. I'm just your slave. (Takes box and goes out)
RILEY: (grinning) Hey, I'm well aware of how lucky I am. Like, lottery lucky. Buffy's like nobody else in the world. When I'm with her it's like ... it's like I'm split in two. Half of me is just ... on fire, going crazy if I'm not touching her. The other half ... is so still and peaceful ... just perfectly content. Just knows: this is the one. (Smiles a little, continues packing for a moment, then looks up at Xander again.) But she doesn't love me.
fripp21 skrev:Med några dagars tid att reflektera...
Tänk vad makalöst spännande avsnittet skulle blivit om demonen hade lyckats träffat Buffy istället för missa och träffa Xander. Hur hade great-Buffy blivit, och tänk er, bad-Buffy! Vilka egenskaper hade förstärkts i den varianten av henne?
A bear skrev:- Är smart nog att tänka i nya banor om så krävs.
noike skrev:Och sedan hade jag sett en delning av Buffy som en gimmickartad repris på säsong tres Buffy/Faith.
noike skrev:Nej, för det skulle funnits en super-Buffy-slayer som hade varit övertygad om att den dåliga Buffy hade varit en demon. Splätt!
Och sedan hade jag sett en delning av Buffy som en gimmickartad repris på säsong tres Buffy/Faith.
fripp21 skrev:Tänk vad makalöst spännande avsnittet skulle blivit om demonen hade lyckats träffat Buffy istället för missa och träffa Xander. Hur hade great-Buffy blivit, och tänk er, bad-Buffy! Vilka egenskaper hade förstärkts i den varianten av henne?
AKS skrev:Anya har många bra repliker i detta avsnitt och jag tycker om hur hon vill ha sex med båda Xanders. Betyder det att en av Xandrarna är jävligt bra i sängen och den andre... inte?
AKS skrev:Undras hur Anya skulle bli delad?
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